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On a lighter note for the day:


At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be
a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a
calculator.

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales believes the man is a member of
the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying
weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed," Gonzales said. "They
desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy
figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently
referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common
denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in
every country.

"As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3
sides to every triangle."

- Pookah

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